Category Archives: This is how I see it

Urgent questions for coffee machine designers

  1. Was it really necessary to include so many different error messages?
  2. Was is really necessary to make the icons representing those errors 100% incomprehensible to non-coffee-machine-designers?
  3. Did you somehow manage to include in the programming of the machine a feature that causes all error messages to be displayed consecutively every single time I want a cup of coffee?
    Picture by Gord McKenna

Guest post: Open letter to Bill Gates

Dear Bill,

It’s now been 8 years since you sent me the e-mail in which you promised to pay 10 cents for every e-mail I would forward. But as you have so far not responded to any of the e-mails I have sent (and then forwarded MULTIPLE times) on this topic, you leave me no other option than to use a public forum to contact you, such as this guest post on a blog which is hugely popular (or so I am told, and I can assure you: I’m not a person that is easily fooled!).

Picture by Thomas HawkAnd please don’t claim that you have never received any of the mails, as I have used several different e-mail addresses: bill.gates@microsoft.com; william.henry.james@microsoft.com; bill_melinda@hotmail.com; Continue reading

Quote of the day #25

“Quality is a science, service is an art.”

no idea who originally came up with it, as I read it
on the back of a truck on the highway some time ago
(and I don’t remember the company it belonged to),
so let’s settle for ‘some undefined copywriter’
Picture cropped from Sam Nasim's Photostream on Flickr (https://www.flickr.com/photos/samnasim/)

Quote of the day #24

“Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.”

usually attributed to either Winston Churchill or Abraham Lincoln,
but there is no conclusive evidence for either case
Picture cropped from Sam Nasim's Photostream on Flickr (https://www.flickr.com/photos/samnasim/)

If you’re not paying, you are the product*

It’s often claimed that there’s no such thing as a free lunch, but still – espcially and increasingly in this digital age – we are daily using en masse products and services that we consider to be free. Or at least where we don’t have to part with some of our dearly beloved money in exchange for the right to use those products or services. Some examples from the digital world include social media, like Facebook and Twitter; e-mail services, like Gmail or Hotmail (yes, I know, the consumer version is also called Outlook now, but everyone still refers to it as Hotmail); free antivirus; free search engines, like Bing or of course Google; free return shipments for online orders; free wifi in hotels, bars, etc.

Picture by Wesley Fryer

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I now know what women feel

Well, sort of. Here’s the story. A while ago I decided to order a custom designed t-shirt online, just to give it a try in order to see what kind of quality one would get and to which extent the offline product would resemble (or not) the online product. (At this point I hate to have to admit that all this spamming by Vistaprint does yield some result, it seems.)
Picture by Frank Kovalchek
Obviously the main issue was what kind of design elements to put on the t-shirt. Continue reading

Magic spray can #2

Undoubtedly the most striking novelty at the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil is the spray can used by the referees (the illustrious goal line technology being a good second, but we’ve already known that for years from tennis, so @FIFA: there was no reason to show off like that). It’s not really completely new, as tests have been done with it before, but it’s new Picture by Andrew Magill
in the sense that this is the first time the audience at large gets to see it. For those who have somehow managed not to watch any of the matches (inexplicably some TV-channels have been broadcasting other shows during the matches, and I’ve also heard rumours about Continue reading